What’s the risk in a head of hair?  Apparently dandruff shampoo giant Head and Shoulders is concerned about the Pittsburgh Steelers defensive star’s hair. So, they’ve taken out a million dollar policy to make sure they’re compensated if something should happen to it.

The press release issued by Head and Shoulders used phrases like “iconic mane” and claims that the hair has not been cut in seven years and claims that it is “so ridiculously full and thick that end to end it spans 100 football fields.”  That’s 5.68 miles.

I cry false advertising.  Prove it!  Wait, that will probably invoke the policy.  Never mind.