[picappgallerysingle id="9574053"]Here’s the headline:

Sources: Steelers QB wants shorter ban

If this headline weren’t true, one would believe that Ben Roethlisberger is happy with his six-game suspension and doesn’t mind missing nearly half the season.  Personally, I don’t think ESPN is breaking anything. 

Duh.

I hope you’re sitting down for this, but representatives for Roethlisberger plan to ask NFL commish Roger Goodell for a shorter suspension.  And, this is newsworthy of the homepage of ESPN.com.  Way to keep us informed, worldwide sports leader.