Posts Tagged ‘Chad Ocho Cinco’

Keeping Up With the End of the World

Well, today’s the day. Or, it’s not. But, rest assured, the Twitter-sphere should be burning up today.

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It’s Saturday and I’m looking in the sky for [...]

Cincinnati Bengals Need a Kicker

 
Clint Stitser.  Ever heard of him?  Didn’t think so.
If things weren’t bad enough for the Cincinnati Bengals, they can’t find a kicker to save their lives.  They have Chad Ocho Cinco and Terrell Owens on the same team.   They can’t find a kicker?
Heck, why waste a roster spot on a kicker at all?  Let Mr. [...]

Terrell Owens — Twitter is an Addiction

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A lucky fan wearing my jersey 2day will get a signed football by Me & Ocho Cinco! My asst will pick U out!! Good luck!less than a minute ago [...]

T.J. Houshmandzadeh — What Happened?

As we near the start of the 2010 NFL season, it is becoming apparent that the Seattle Seahawks will cut wide receiver T.J. Houshmandzadeh.  Do you blame the player or the team?  I don’t get it.
TJH had a 2007 season of 112 catches and 1,143 yards in Cincinatti.  He followed it with a 2008 season of [...]

Antonio Bryant — How to Make $8 million the Easy Way

 
During the off-season, the Cincinatti Bengals wanted to add a receiver to Chad 85.  So, they signed Antonio Bryant to a 4-year, $28 million contract with about $8 million guaranteed.  A lingering knee injury has ended his Bengals career, resulting in 0 games…0 snaps with the team. 
Antonio Bryant is not the dimwit in this story.  [...]

Terrell Owens / Chad Ocho Cinco — Same Team. Wow.

 
The Cincinatti Bengals have agreed to terms with Terrell Owens for the 2010 season.  Two of the most flamboyant NFL wide receivers will be catching passes for the same team.  Pity the wide receivers coach.  Somehow, the Bengals will need to figure out how to satisfy these two publicity hounds.
If TO has anything left, he’s [...]

Dez Bryant – The Perfect NFL Wide Receiver

What is it with wide receivers?  We have Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson, Randy Moss, Brandon Marshall to name a few.  Plaxico Burress shot himself in the leg.  He’s in jail.  Donte Stallworth ran over a guy while drunk.  He should be in jail.
And now there’s Dez Bryant.  He awaits the 2010 NFL draft.  He didn’t play [...]