Esquire.com is sucking off the NCAA basketball tournament with some hottest woman contest.  It’s the Sexiest Woman Alive!!! bracket.  And, to be attention-grabbing, Esquire chose USC football coach Lane Kiffin as the opponent for ladies pro golfer Natalie Gulbis. 

As of this writing, coach Lane holds a 57%-43% lead over the golfer.  What better way to tell Esquire they suck then make a male football coach win the sexiest woman alive contest.  Go Lane!!

Minnesota Vikings’ Adrian Peterson might be the best running back in the NFL.  He’s fast and elusive.  But.  What’s up with his driving skill.  On Saturday night, he was ticketed for speeding, going 109 mph.  His response?

“I need to be more aware of the speed I was going and not let it happen again.”

What?  Be more aware of the speed he’s going?  When someone’s driving, they might drift 5-10 mph over the speed limit without being aware.  But, 109 mph?  His awareness goes beyond the speed with which he’s travelling.

Then there’s Florida Gators’ star defensive end Carlos Dunlap.    With the car in “drive”, Dunlap skipped several cyles of a stop light.  He had fallen asleep at the wheel after having too much to drink. 

The top-ranked Gators are approaching their biggest game of the season, the SEC championship game against second-ranked Alabama.  And, they’ll have to do it without their top defender.  Dunlap has been suspended for one game.

Source:  Minneapolis Star Tribune  Picture:  Flickr

How much alcohol does it take to make a grown man want to shed his clothing and run around a football stadium naked? 

The guy above thought it would be such a good idea that got arrested in the first half of the Green Bay Packers – Tampa Bay Bucs game for disorderly conduct and trespassing.  In doing so, he missed the Bucs first win of the season after eight losses.

If you really want to get to know the guy, just befriend him on Facebook.  He has proudly posted a more revealing picture of himself there.

Picture:  mugshots.tampabay.com