Posts Tagged ‘terrell owens’

Cincinnati Bengals Need a Kicker

 
[picappgallerysingle id="10252324"]Clint Stitser.  Ever heard of him?  Didn’t think so.
If things weren’t bad enough for the Cincinnati Bengals, they can’t find a kicker to save their lives.  They have Chad Ocho Cinco and Terrell Owens on the same team.   They can’t find a kicker?
Heck, why waste a roster spot on a kicker at all?  Let [...]

T.O. — First Two Letters of Tool

 
[picappgallerysingle id="9523040"]Terrell Owens thinks Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger received preferential treatment because he’s white.  If you have the race card, you might as well play it as frequently as possible.
“Here’s Ben Roethlisberger.  Quarterback.  Caucasian.  For the Pittsburgh Steelers.  This is his second time with allegations for sexual assault.”
Allegations.  Good word for T.O. to use.  Especially [...]

Terrell Owens — Twitter is an Addiction

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A lucky fan wearing my jersey 2day will get a signed football by Me & Ocho Cinco! My asst will pick U out!! Good luck!less than a minute ago [...]

Antonio Bryant — How to Make $8 million the Easy Way

 
[picappgallerysingle id="7589566"]During the off-season, the Cincinatti Bengals wanted to add a receiver to Chad 85.  So, they signed Antonio Bryant to a 4-year, $28 million contract with about $8 million guaranteed.  A lingering knee injury has ended his Bengals career, resulting in 0 games…0 snaps with the team. 
Antonio Bryant is not the dimwit in this [...]

Terrell Owens / Chad Ocho Cinco — Same Team. Wow.

 
[picappgallerysingle id="9047870"]The Cincinatti Bengals have agreed to terms with Terrell Owens for the 2010 season.  Two of the most flamboyant NFL wide receivers will be catching passes for the same team.  Pity the wide receivers coach.  Somehow, the Bengals will need to figure out how to satisfy these two publicity hounds.
If TO has anything left, [...]